Season 5
24 episodes · first aired 2013-09-25
| Still | # | Title | Overview | Air date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 01 | The Drop Off 2013-09-25 | Frankie becomes emotional as the Hecks send Axl off to college, Sue waits for an important call from school, and Brick gets a new cell phone. | 2013-09-25 | 7.8 |
 | 02 | Change in the Air 2013-10-02 | Mike tries to help after Frankie doesn't get a response to her texts to Axl, Sue gets an unexpected visit from Darrin, and Brick and his fellow classmates are afraid to use the school bathroom. | 2013-10-02 | 8.0 |
 | 03 | The Potato 2013-10-09 | Axl is fed up with his college roommate, Sue gets a job so that she can get a car, and Frankie and Mike get bad news about Brick from his middle school principal. | 2013-10-09 | 7.8 |
 | 04 | The 100th 2013-10-23 | During the Orson Centennial parade, Mike and Frankie volunteer to drive a float, Sue tries to make Darrin jealous, Axl tries to make some money, and Brick is upset over his town slogan not being chosen. | 2013-10-23 | 7.8 |
 | 05 | Halloween IV: The Ghost Story 2013-10-30 | Sue holds a seance with her friends, the football team stops Axl from attending the Halloween party in his room, and the family tries to give Brick advice about girls. | 2013-10-30 | 7.7 |
 | 06 | The Jump 2013-11-13 | Frankie rescues a lost dog and takes solace in the unconditional love she receives; Sue surprises her parents when she makes the volleyball team; Axl asks Brick for help with school. | 2013-11-13 | 7.2 |
 | 07 | Thanksgiving V 2013-11-20 | Axl looks for the right time to share news about his college classes; Frankie's dad reveals a gambling loss; Sue hides a secret; Brick determines to have lime-green Jell-O salad on Thanksgiving. | 2013-11-20 | 7.0 |
 | 08 | The Kiss 2013-12-04 | Mike and Frankie agree to house-sit for Frankie's sister in hope of having a romantic, kid-free weekend; Axl, Darrin and Sean go on a road trip. | 2013-12-04 | 7.4 |
 | 09 | The Christmas Tree 2013-12-11 | Axl wants to spend time with his friends when he comes home for Christmas. Sue's allergies threaten to ruin her holiday and Brick's lie is uncovered. | 2013-12-11 | 6.8 |
 | 10 | Sleepless in Orson 2014-01-08 | Frankie and Mike start to worry when Brick begins developing irrational fears. Sue is conflicted about Derrick Glossner's behavior. Axl and Sean shut down Darrin's attempt to start a Boss Co spinoff. | 2014-01-08 | 7.4 |
 | 11 | War of the Hecks 2014-01-15 | Sue makes a discovery that leads to an ultimate prank battle with Axl; Brick tries to read a recommended biography on Debbie Reynolds. | 2014-01-15 | 7.2 |
 | 12 | The Carpool 2014-01-22 | Principal Barker (Rachel Dratch) asks the parents to form carpools while the bus drivers are on strike; Axl becomes an astronomy expert so he can tutor an attractive student; Mike receives two tickets to a basketball game. | 2014-01-22 | 6.8 |
 | 13 | Hungry Games 2014-02-05 | Reverend Deveaux interferes with the Hecks' plan to use their coupon for an all-you-can-eat buffet after church. | 2014-02-05 | 8.2 |
 | 14 | The Award 2014-02-26 | Frankie tries to persuade Mike to attend a dinner honoring his dedicated service at the quarry; Sue forms a plan to build connections between students; Axl hopes to track down a girl who left a message on his phone. | 2014-02-26 | 8.0 |
 | 15 | Vacation Days 2014-03-05 | Brick makes it hard for Mike to relax during the vacation he was forced to take; Frankie is furious when she learns that Axl was in town without letting her know; Sue tries extra hard to please her customers after receiving a bad review. | 2014-03-05 | 7.0 |
 | 16 | Stormy Moon 2014-03-12 | When Frankie is arrested over an unreturned library book, she thinks Brick is at fault; Cassidy and Axl are reunited during spring break. | 2014-03-12 | 7.8 |
 | 17 | The Walk 2014-03-26 | Frankie and Mike run into old acquaintances, Sue gets several dates to the prom, and Brick gets Axl's help for a book report. | 2014-03-26 | 8.0 |
 | 18 | The Smell 2014-04-02 | Bill backs out of coaching the girls soccer team, Frankie tries to teach Brick better hygiene, and Cassidy's painting confuses Axl. | 2014-04-02 | 8.0 |
 | 19 | The Wind Chimes 2014-04-23 | Frankie begs Rita Glossner to take down her noisy wind chimes; Axl and Hutch try to figure out a way to retrieve a couch they found on the side of the road; Brick tries to come up with a new pretzel snack idea; Sue announces she is back with Darrin. | 2014-04-23 | 8.0 |
 | 20 | The Optimist 2014-04-30 | Sue frantically tries to earn a college scholarship for when she graduates high school in two years; Frankie hopes to correct a mistake at work without her boss finding out; Brick demands a formal apology from Mike after a misunderstanding. | 2014-04-30 | 8.0 |
 | 21 | Office Hours 2014-05-07 | Frankie limits the hours during which the kids can voice their needs; Mike watches to make sure Darrin doesn't take advantage of Sue; Brick invites new friends over. | 2014-05-07 | 7.8 |
 | 22 | Heck on a Hard Body 2014-05-14 | Sue enters a contest to win a car; Mike and his brother bond on a road trip to Chicago for Brick's spelling bee; Frankie goes to Axl's dorm to help him find a missing desk. | 2014-05-14 | 7.8 |
 | 23 | Orlando 2014-05-21 | Sue looks forward to the trip to Walt Disney World; Brick begs his parents to take him to meet his online girlfriend; Axl waits to learn his final grades. | 2014-05-21 | 8.0 |
 | 24 | The Wonderful World of Hecks 2014-05-21 | A series of unfortunate events threaten to spoil the trip to Walt Disney World. | 2014-05-21 | 8.4 |
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