The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005
- Action
- Comedy
Not meant for the public eye, this film reveals the dark reality of what's wrong with company's product. With its primitive instincts triggered by bad behaviour of people around it, the seemingly tame Father Christmas will forget the intensive training and turn into a brutal beast. You better watch out, you better not cry, There's no room for mistakes.
The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions is a 2005 action-comedy film that reimagines Father Christmas as a dangerous creature with primitive instincts. Released in September 2005, this darkly comedic short reveals what happens when the holiday icon's training breaks down and brutal instincts take over.
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BrazilTop cast
Follow an actor to track their next projects- Otso TarkelaFather Christmas
Onni TommilaBoy
Tommi KorpelaMarker
Jorma TommilaSniper
Tazu OvaskaTracker
Niko SaarelaHarbour Worker- Petri ManninenHarbour Worker
- Kari MiettinenHarbour Worker
- Kimmo TolvanenHarbour Worker
- Aimo LehtonenFather Christmas - in training
Jonathan HutchingsNarrator (voice)
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When was The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions released?
The film was released on September 22, 2005.
What is the film about?
The movie presents itself as a corporate safety video that exposes the dark reality behind Rare Exports Inc.'s product—a Father Christmas figure whose primitive instincts can be triggered by bad behavior, turning it into a brutal beast.
What genre is this film?
The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions is an action-comedy that blends dark humor with action elements.
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