Season 5
22 episodes · first aired 2013-06-02
| Still | # | Title | Overview | Air date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 01 | Garden State of Emergency 2013-06-02 | The wives' holiday homes are in ruins after Hurricane Sandy, Jacqueline faces her son's diagnosis of autism, and Caroline's shocking offer to Joe Gorga could push the wives toward war. | 2013-06-02 | 6.0 |
 | 02 | A Manzo of Her Word 2013-06-09 | Melissa considers selling her house and moving. Meanwhile, Kathy is tested by her son and her husband; the Lauritas host a poker night; and Caroline and Teresa square off in a fiery exchange. | 2013-06-09 | 6.0 |
 | 03 | It's My Party and I'll Fight If I Want To 2013-06-16 | Teresa's father goes to the ICU just as the family gears up for a birthday party. Elsewhere, tension grows between Kathy and Teresa; Caroline returns to an unkempt mansion; and a white lie infuriates Teresa. | 2013-06-16 | 6.0 |
 | 04 | Gym Rats 2013-06-23 | Melissa's past is comes back to haunt her. Kathy hosts a birthday celebration for her daughter and husband. Teresa becomes emotional after she runs into her brother while out. | 2013-06-23 | 6.0 |
 | 05 | Everything Is Coming Up Rosie 2013-06-30 | Jacqueline meets with the doctor to discuss her son's medical issues. Melissa and Joe fight over rumors Teresa has been saying. Caroline feels that her children are becoming too much like their father. | 2013-06-30 | 6.0 |
 | 06 | Drinking With the Enemy 2013-07-07 | Rumors about cheating spread. Meanwhile, Teresa plans a healing retreat, where she may have to face Jacqueline, and Kathy attempts to elude all the drama. | 2013-07-07 | 6.0 |
 | 07 | When Joes Collide 2013-07-14 | The ladies head to Lake George; Teresa prepares to confront Jacqueline; a relationship-building exercise goes awry and threatens to destroy the whole group. | 2013-07-14 | 7.0 |
 | 08 | Scum One, Scum All 2013-07-21 | Teresa's husband and brother fight; Caroline tries to keep the family together. | 2013-07-21 | 7.0 |
 | 09 | On Thin Guid-Ice 2013-07-28 | Teresa, her brother and their spouses see a relationship expert; Caroline has a surprising healing agenda. | 2013-07-28 | 6.0 |
 | 10 | Best Frenemies Forever 2013-08-04 | Tessa and Jacqueline come face to face; Caroline's husband makes a shocking demand; Melissa and Joe get an offer. | 2013-08-04 | 6.0 |
 | 11 | Children of the Scorned 2013-08-11 | Joe spends time with his goddaughter; Teresa hosts a charity event and confronts Jacqueline; Jacqueline makes an impulsive decision that has her family worried. | 2013-08-11 | 5.0 |
 | 12 | Hair-binger of Doom 2013-08-18 | An article about Melissa's marriage causes problems; Jacqueline returns from L.A.; Kathy questions her partnership with Rich. | 2013-08-18 | 7.0 |
 | 13 | Spaghetti Western & Meatballs 2013-08-25 | The ladies go to Arizona to celebrate Melissa's birthday; Jacqueline struggles to mend her relationship with Teresa; Kathy receives a message from another realm. | 2013-08-25 | 6.0 |
 | 14 | Horse Whisper to a Scream 2013-09-01 | Unorthodox therapy opens old wounds and leaves Caroline in tears; Melissa and Jacqueline face their trust issues; Teresa's husband reveals something shocking. | 2013-09-01 | 6.0 |
 | 15 | Zen Things I Hate About You 2013-09-08 | A high-wire course is a trust test for Teresa and Melissa; Teresa and Jacqueline grow closer; Caroline and Kathy intervene when tensions boil over between Teresa and her brother. | 2013-09-08 | 6.0 |
 | 16 | The Blonde Drops a Bombshell 2013-09-15 | Jacqueline faces her fear of public speaking; Caroline debates on selling her family home; an unsettling secret surfaces. | 2013-09-15 | 6.0 |
 | 17 | Hair We Go Again 2013-09-22 | Caroline's boys open their new restaurant; Melissa goes to Orlando for a live radio performance; Teresa and Jacqueline face their enemies at the opening of their boutique. | 2013-09-22 | 6.0 |
 | 18 | Salon, Farewell 2013-09-29 | Someone new gets involved in a confrontation, Teresa tries to clear her name, and Kathy, Jacqueline and Caroline focus on their own families. | 2013-09-29 | 7.0 |
| 19 | Reunion (Part 1) 2013-10-06 | The season's most talked-about moments with Joe Guidice and Joe Gorga. | 2013-10-06 | 0.0 | |
 | 20 | Reunion (part 2) 2013-10-13 | Teresa and Joe speak about the charges they're faced with; Rosie shares her experience; the ladies discuss the season. | 2013-10-13 | 0.0 |
 | 21 | The Real Housewives Tell All (1) 2013-10-20 | Never-before-seen footage, from extravagant events to bizarre antics. | 2013-10-20 | 0.0 |
 | 22 | The Real Housewives Tell All (2) 2013-10-20 | More never-before-seen footage from the season. | 2013-10-20 | 0.0 |
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