Season 11
22 episodes · first aired 2013-09-26
| Still | # | Title | Overview | Air date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 01 | Nangnangnangnang 2013-09-26 | Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family. | 2013-09-26 | 5.8 |
 | 02 | I Think I Banged Lucille Ball 2013-10-03 | Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty. | 2013-10-03 | 5.0 |
 | 03 | This Unblessed Biscuit 2013-10-10 | Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. When they suggest her retiring, she grows offended, and as the conversation progresses she quits. Walden and Alan then try different maids, with little success. | 2013-10-10 | 5.8 |
 | 04 | Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank 2013-10-17 | Alan and Lyndsey's illicit relationship becomes jeopardized when one of Lyndsey's man-hunting friends, Stephanie (Jennifer Aspen), asks if they are back together. The two staunchly deny it, then Lyndsey insists that Alan make a date with Stephanie so that she will believe their lie. Alan meets her for an uncomfortable date, which nevertheless leads to sex, causing Lyndsey to get mad and leave Alan again. | 2013-10-17 | 5.3 |
 | 05 | Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 2013-10-24 | Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career. | 2013-10-24 | 5.3 |
 | 06 | Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants 2013-11-07 | When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner. | 2013-11-07 | 5.3 |
 | 07 | Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie 2013-11-14 | Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening. | 2013-11-14 | 6.1 |
 | 08 | Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. 2013-11-21 | Alan and Lyndsey's illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose's help. | 2013-11-21 | 5.5 |
 | 09 | Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer 2013-12-05 | Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him. | 2013-12-05 | 5.1 |
 | 10 | On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! 2013-12-12 | Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics. | 2013-12-12 | 5.1 |
 | 11 | Tazed in the Lady Nuts 2014-01-02 | Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her. | 2014-01-02 | 5.2 |
 | 12 | Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. 2014-01-09 | Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him. | 2014-01-09 | 5.8 |
 | 13 | Bite Me, Supreme Court 2014-01-30 | Marty Pepper proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty. | 2014-01-30 | 4.8 |
 | 14 | Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe 2014-02-06 | Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man. | 2014-02-06 | 4.7 |
 | 15 | Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin 2014-02-27 | Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart. | 2014-02-27 | 5.8 |
 | 16 | How to Get Rid of Alan Harper 2014-03-06 | Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen. | 2014-03-06 | 6.3 |
 | 17 | Welcome Home, Jake 2014-03-13 | Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place. | 2014-03-13 | 5.2 |
 | 18 | West Side Story 2014-04-03 | Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's house. | 2014-04-03 | 5.2 |
 | 19 | Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang 2014-04-10 | After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian. | 2014-04-10 | 6.5 |
 | 20 | Lotta Delis in Little Armenia 2014-04-24 | Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues. | 2014-04-24 | 5.9 |
 | 21 | Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot 2014-05-01 | Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car. | 2014-05-01 | 5.0 |
 | 22 | Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead 2014-05-08 | Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry. | 2014-05-08 | 5.4 |
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