Season 5
19 episodes · first aired 2007-09-24
| Still | # | Title | Overview | Air date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 01 | Large Birds, Spiders and Mom 2007-09-24 | Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble. | 2007-09-24 | 7.7 |
 | 02 | Media Room Slash Dungeon 2007-10-01 | Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning. | 2007-10-01 | 6.3 |
 | 03 | Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo 2007-10-08 | Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge. | 2007-10-08 | 7.2 |
 | 04 | City of Great Racks 2007-10-15 | Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns. | 2007-10-15 | 7.8 |
 | 05 | Putting Swim Fins on a Cat 2007-10-22 | Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject. | 2007-10-22 | 7.6 |
 | 06 | Help Daddy Find His Toenail 2007-10-29 | Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert. | 2007-10-29 | 7.3 |
 | 07 | The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room 2007-11-05 | After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother. | 2007-11-05 | 7.4 |
 | 08 | Is There a Mrs. Waffles? 2007-11-12 | Charlie writes a children's song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan. | 2007-11-12 | 8.0 |
 | 09 | Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids 2007-11-19 | Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter. | 2007-11-19 | 7.8 |
 | 10 | Kinda Like Necrophilia 2007-11-26 | Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school. | 2007-11-26 | 7.8 |
 | 11 | Meander to Your Dander 2008-03-17 | When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise. | 2008-03-17 | 7.9 |
 | 12 | A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh 2008-03-24 | Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie. | 2008-03-24 | 7.6 |
 | 13 | The Soil Is Moist 2008-03-31 | Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends. | 2008-03-31 | 7.5 |
 | 14 | Winky-Dink Time 2008-04-14 | Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker. | 2008-04-14 | 7.5 |
 | 15 | Rough Night in Hump Junction 2008-04-21 | Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways. | 2008-04-21 | 7.9 |
 | 16 | Look at Me Mommy, I'm Pretty 2008-04-28 | Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister. | 2008-04-28 | 7.8 |
 | 17 | Fish in a Drawer 2008-05-05 | CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house. | 2008-05-05 | 7.2 |
 | 18 | If My Hole Could Talk 2008-05-12 | Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school. | 2008-05-12 | 7.2 |
 | 19 | Waiting for the Right Snapper 2008-05-19 | When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time. | 2008-05-19 | 7.5 |
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