16 episodes · first aired 2010-09-20
| Still | # | Title | Overview | Air date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 01 | Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud 2010-09-20 | When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing. | 2010-09-20 | 7.8 |
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| 02 |
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer 2010-09-27 |
Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her. |
| 2010-09-27 |
| 7.5 |
 | 03 | A Pudding-Filled Cactus 2010-10-04 | After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house. | 2010-10-04 | 6.6 |
 | 04 | Hookers, Hookers, Hookers 2010-10-11 | Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down. | 2010-10-11 | 6.4 |
 | 05 | The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel 2010-10-18 | Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery. | 2010-10-18 | 7.5 |
 | 06 | Twanging Your Magic Clanger 2010-10-25 | Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman. | 2010-10-25 | 6.8 |
 | 07 | The Crazy Bitch Gazette 2010-11-01 | Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose. | 2010-11-01 | 7.5 |
 | 08 | Springtime on a Stick 2010-11-08 | Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist. | 2010-11-08 | 7.4 |
 | 09 | A Good Time in Central Africa 2010-11-15 | When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband. | 2010-11-15 | 7.6 |
 | 10 | Ow, Ow, Don't Stop 2010-11-22 | When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him. | 2010-11-22 | 6.7 |
 | 11 | Dead from the Waist Down 2010-12-06 | Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present. | 2010-12-06 | 7.2 |
 | 12 | Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead 2010-12-13 | Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch). | 2010-12-13 | 6.8 |
 | 13 | Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup 2011-01-03 | Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie. | 2011-01-03 | 7.2 |
 | 14 | Lookin' for Japanese Subs 2011-01-17 | Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts. | 2011-01-17 | 6.1 |
 | 15 | Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak 2011-02-07 | While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme. | 2011-02-07 | 7.6 |
 | 16 | That Darn Priest 2011-02-14 | Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose. | 2011-02-14 | 7.1 |
