24 episodes · first aired 2011-09-19
| Still | # | Title | Overview | Air date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 01 | Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt 2011-09-19 | Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire. | 2011-09-19 | 4.8 |
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| 02 |
People Who Love Peepholes 2011-09-26 |
Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget. |
| 2011-09-26 |
| 5.2 |
 | 03 | Big Girls Don't Throw Food 2011-10-03 | Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school. | 2011-10-03 | 5.1 |
 | 04 | Nine Magic Fingers 2011-10-10 | Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey. | 2011-10-10 | 4.4 |
 | 05 | A Giant Cat Holding a Churro 2011-10-17 | Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party. | 2011-10-17 | 5.3 |
 | 06 | The Squat and Hover 2011-10-24 | Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her. | 2011-10-24 | 5.0 |
 | 07 | Those Fancy Japanese Toilets 2011-10-31 | Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will. | 2011-10-31 | 5.3 |
 | 08 | Thank You for the Intercourse 2011-11-07 | When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional. | 2011-11-07 | 5.8 |
 | 09 | Frodo's Headshots 2011-11-14 | Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope. | 2011-11-14 | 6.0 |
 | 10 | A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes 2011-11-21 | Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world. | 2011-11-21 | 5.3 |
 | 11 | What a Lovely Landing Strip 2011-12-05 | Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life. | 2011-12-05 | 5.5 |
 | 12 | One False Move, Zimbabwe! 2011-12-12 | Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral. | 2011-12-12 | 5.0 |
 | 13 | Slowly and in a Circular Fashion 2012-01-02 | Walden's ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help. | 2012-01-02 | 5.2 |
 | 14 | A Possum on Chemo 2012-01-16 | Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship. | 2012-01-16 | 5.5 |
 | 15 | The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack 2012-02-06 | Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies. | 2012-02-06 | 5.3 |
 | 16 | Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy 2012-02-13 | Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day. | 2012-02-13 | 5.7 |
 | 17 | Not in My Mouth! 2012-02-20 | Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem. | 2012-02-20 | 4.2 |
 | 18 | The War Against Gingivitis 2012-02-27 | Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace. | 2012-02-27 | 4.9 |
 | 19 | Palmdale, Ech 2012-03-19 | Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party. | 2012-03-19 | 4.8 |
 | 20 | Grandma's Pie 2012-04-09 | Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship. | 2012-04-09 | 4.6 |
 | 21 | Mr. Hose Says "Yes" 2012-04-16 | Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey | 2012-04-16 | 5.7 |
 | 22 | Why We Gave Up Women 2012-04-30 | Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack. | 2012-04-30 | 6.0 |
 | 23 | The Straw in My Donut Hole 2012-05-07 | Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved. | 2012-05-07 | 5.2 |
 | 24 | Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! 2012-05-14 | Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future. | 2012-05-14 | 5.7 |
